Rods and Cones
Some photographers plan out every detail of the shot, then plug you into it. For example, with Annie Leibovitz, you might have advance fittings for several custom Tinkerbell costumes. On the day of the shoot, Annie will pick one of the costumes, then obscure it with a large harness. Afterward, she’ll remove the harness with Photoshop, change the color of the costume, and shrink you down to the size of a pea anyway.
Tina Fey, Bossypants
That feeling of ‘I’m pretty sure this next step is wrong, but I’m just gonna do it anyway’ is part of the same set of instincts that makes me such a great cook
Tina Fey, Bossypants
Sounds like Hobo-bro-bo’s!

Oh Tina Fey….youuu..Silly: “He alternated between ignoring me and shooting me disdainful looks that clearly said ‘Who is this ugly off-brand non-sorority girl ruining our homo-erotic bro-times?’”

Hudson St

Hudson St

Aww

Aww

Hobo apparently (for realsies) = College 2.0

Hobo apparently (for realsies) = College 2.0

Bleeding hearts

Bleeding hearts